Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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