Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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