I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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