My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Randomize