I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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