We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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