Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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