if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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