and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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