just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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