there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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