he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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