i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
youre lurking in front of me
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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