Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
please come you make the beer taste better
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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