butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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