BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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