I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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