At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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