plz talk dirty to me
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
