That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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