Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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