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worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.

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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..

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(314): View more from Missouri

last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.

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(530): View more from California

before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.

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(406): View more from Montana

I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...

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