have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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