I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You smell like stripper and shame
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
