he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It's Friday. Sex?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
