Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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