I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Randomize
