I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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