what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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