OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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