absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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