This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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