when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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