just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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