She announced her abortion via fbk
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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