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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Less talking, more tequila
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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