DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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