Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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