I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I still have a little drunk in my system
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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