nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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