I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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