Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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