I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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