Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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