At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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