I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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