just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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