Do vagina's smell?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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