Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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