i already hear my dad disowning me
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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