lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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