I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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