I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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