If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
