I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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