i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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