ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
why do cheetos always look like penises
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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